more vacation flow charts
Wednesday, January 16, 2008

posted by Grey @ 12:03 PM, ,

The Bacon Flow Chart
Tuesday, January 15, 2008

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posted by Grey @ 8:25 AM, ,

new years resoltuions
Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Well... 2007 is in the crapper now and we are about to start a new year. Personally, I am not much of one to make a news years resolution, but if you are one of the people out there who likes doing crap like that I have 4 good suggestions for you.

Good new years resolutions
1. first stop crapping on the floor and blaming it on my dog. Then buy a dog.
2. I resolve to finish what I st---
3. This year, I'm resolving to just survive 2008. I have a REALLY kickass resolution planned for 2009
4. Stop using alcohol as a crutch. Use actual crutches. otherwise leg will never heal.

The 2008 Election
The real Inconvient truth: If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Well, I think it is safe to say that this 2008 election is gonna be an exciting one. It really shouldn't be, because no matter who we elect shit isn't really gonna change too too much, but there is a bitchy white woman, and a brotha who both have a good chance... Those have got to be the 2 single scariest things in the world to white men... Yes, this year, "the man" is shaking in his boots, and that fact alone is making it interesting...

That being said, I really just don't see Clinton or Obama taking this one... but in that spirit, I would like to offer a pro/con breakdown of the leading candidates as I see them...

ThoughDroplet presidential candidate breakdown

	Hillary Clinton To be honest, I don't know that much about Hillary or her politics. I do know I like her husband, and I vividly remember that when he was president things were good, and even then she seemed like a complete b*tch... If this was the hillary running for office I would seriously considering voting democrat
Mitt Romney Lets be honest... this guy aethetically looks like he is gonna be the next president. I think he kinda resembles John Kerry, but more presidential looking... If this guy was smart he would promiss right now to make Bill Clinton his running mate, and he is IN... And you know bill would do it just so he could tell Hillary "f*ck u b!tch. Now go create a health care plan, while I hire some new interns"
	Barack Obama "Where all the white women at?" Barack, that picture on the left is gonna get you lynched my man... why do you think they call it "the white house"?... it's not because of it's paint... Word to the wise, until you get secret service protecting your ass like you were the president, stay away from the white mans pork...
Mike Huckabee I did a google image search of this guy, and after about 4 pages this was the funniest picture I could find of this guy... Like most of the republican running this guy is prolly really not worth voting for, but I think there was a movie about him or something, and he's white, and he likes guns... So he's got a really good chance...