2007 Review...
Sunday, November 18, 2007

Well... it's december now... almost time for a new year to begin... but before it does, I thought I would like to give a nice warm kick in the ass to 2007, by reviewing some of the top news stories from this year...

January 9th - iPhone Apple released the iPhone. Apple is doing something right. They release inferior products, for greater prices, and people will line up for hours to buy them. This year we witnessed the release of an iPhone. You can't add memory, the battery costs $100 to replace, if you use it to surf porn the screen gets all sticky, and it only works with the worst cell phone privider in the united states. but if you are cool... you bought one. Apple is like the biggest media pimp ever.

January 10th - Troop Surge Bush Proposes a 20,000 troop surge to Iraq. A lot of people were kinda pissed off about this, but I'm thinkin if we had 20,000 more troops, and the war wasn't lookin good, why weren't they already over there kickin ass?!?!

Febuary 6th - Space Case Lisa Novak Nasa Astronaut is arrested for threatening potential love rival.
Story Recap - A female astronaut, who is in love with another male astronaut puts on a diaper and drives 3000 mile to go threaten another woman who had dated the male astronaught... you couldn't make up issh that good...

Febuary 26th - An Incovient Movie Al Gores film an incovient truth wins an oscar for best documentary.
ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!?!... this is Al Gore... I know not everyone remembers when he was vice president and the most boring man on the planet, but there are seriously whol catagories of Al Gore jokes divoted to just how boring the guy is... lets recap..

Did you know the security cameras in the white house are so sensitive, that they can detect movement in Al Gore?

Al Gore is so dull that his secret service code name is "Al Gore".

Q. Whats the difference between Al Gore and a peice of formica?
A. Nothing

March 16th - Iran Nukes Iran says no amount of international pressure will pursued them from stopping their nuclear program.
For the record let me say that I am completely against nuclear weapons, but I also think that it shows an dignorant and dangerous amount of huberous for one country with nuclear weapons, to be telling another country that they can't have them because they wont use them responsibly. Esspecially when the country is the only country that has ever used nukes againt another human population. So... You Go Iran!... I think...

Virgian Tech Shooting April 16th 2007- gun man kills 32 people and himself at virginia tech. I hate you school shooting bastards...

June 27th - Later Playya' Tony Blair steps down as prime minister of England.
I bet he is gonna get a job at Hallyburton...

August 7th - It's da Juice! - Barry Bonds breaks home run record.
Whoever said cheaters never win, and winners never cheat has been proven wrong... Thank god we have people like Marc Ecko to preserve things for future generations

August 27th - Liar Liar Pants on Fire Alberto Gonzales resigns from Attorney general postion.

August 27th - Bad Dawg! Michael Vick agrees to pleade guilty in dog fighting case.
Did you hear his excuse? He said, "The b**ch set me up.”

September 13th - O.J. gets caught O.J. Involved in theft of sports memorobilia. Michael Vick, saves him a seat at his prison table.

October 12th - More Al Al Gore wins the nobel peace prize.
This proves 2 things. 1. Hollywood can do anything. 2. Democrats in congress can't do shit to you.

November 8th - Michael Mukasey Michael Mukasey confirmed as atourney genral despite his unwillingness to answer question about weather or not water boarding is torture.

well... not some of my best stuff... but it's something... if you are coming here from spyder-fonix.com... hey... and stayed tuned for more...

~grey